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I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY FACEBOOK AND I DON'T GET ON.

I mean this should be obvious, but I've always just kind of muttered something vague about personal information and internet conversations and everyone I know, and left it at that. But someone just described facebook as internet small talk, and oh my god yes. Why would I want to subject myself to a constant litany of polite social small talk? Ugh.

Also why would I want to say basically anything to everyone I know at once? Seriously. Facebook is the worst.

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Oh my fucking god this is ridiculous. I'm going to wrap this scene up in 200 words or less and then I am GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP. Like that stupid children's book.

Why am I the worst???